Feeling Spytful

12 Dec

Just when you think I can’t make another title pun, BOOM!

Let’s take another look at Omegle’s Spy Mode, a function that allows you to ask/answer questions to your heart’s content! Okay, that’s a lie, I don’t think anybody on there actually use it for questions. They mostly use it for porn.

Ahem.

what do you think about when you hear austria?: You… you do realize that Austria can’t actually talk to you, right?

What the hell?...

Unless it’s this one, of course.

What does it mean when they point at fish and yodel in a fake Spanish accent?: Apparently the internet forgot to take it’s Ritalin today.

Are you good at roleplay? If so show me: I would, but the last time I flaunted my level 12 barbarian in public, the police took away my D20.

I dreamed there was a zombie apocalypse and that Neil deGrasse Tyson saved me in his helicopter. He also had a dog on his head: Yes, yes, it was all a dream.

OR WAS IT?!

He watches you while you sleep.

I’M ON TO YOU.

Don’t blink. Don’t even blink. Blink and you’re dead: Psh. I’m sure nothing will happen if I blink- OH GOD MY NECK.

How do you develop the relationship between man and penis?: You have to take your penis for several long walks on the beach, get to know it, give it some flowers.

i love you your my everything , will you do the honors of becoming my bride?: It’s nice to know the internet is finally ready for a commitment, but I just don’t think it’ll work. What’ll the children look like?

RESISTANCE IS OKAY.

Yeah, that’s about right.

What are you more excited for; Avengers 2, or the Justice League movie?: “Avengers 2, Electric Boogaloo.”

if you skip this your fucking gay: My fucking gay what? Your statement is full of holes!

Serenity Now….: BURN THE LAND AND BOIL THE SEA, YOU CAN’T TAKE THE SKY FROM ME!

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