The Worst Day Of The Year

1 Apr

Ladies and gentlemen, I present to you; the worst day to try and be funny on the internet.

April Fool’s Day is evil, I swear to you, it is freaking evil. Saying “here, this is the day in which you have to be funny” is the veritable kryptonite of komedy. Comedy is sporadic, and off the wall! Trying to force funny is like trying to eat a live squirrel. Not easy, and somebody’s bound to get disembowelled.

And so, in protest to this HEINOUS war crime, I will not tell a single joke today.

Nope. Not a one.

You can stop reading this now, by the way.

I’m not leading up to anything! This is over. Accept it.



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