Teaching A New Dog Something Something

21 Apr

As a wise man once said, “Add a dog to the story. Everybody likes a dog”. And then he died a lot, but that doesn’t discount his knowledge! Or maybe it does, I forget.

(Just a side note, but think of how many true stories you could add “and then he died a lot”. It would make The Social Network a hell of a lot better, that’s for damn sure.)

Anyway, the point is: WE HAVE A DOG! Yes, a dog. Unlike literally anyone else who ever lived in the history of ever, we have a dog!

You know, to go along with the robot.

Now, one might reasonably say “why the hell are you telling us this this isn’t interesting in even the slightest way and you’ve already established yourself as a comedy website I mean seriously what the hell”.

Well, I have a very good reason for all this!

And that reason is: zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.

zzzzzzzzzzzz.

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