Madhere: Part Three

2 Jun

“And… and then I walked in… and she just…” Lilah suddenly burst in to a fresh round of sobbing, midway through her recollection.

“Aww!” cooed Merril as she passed Lilah yet another box of tissues. “Don’t cry! No, seriously, don’t cry. This is new carpeting.”

Lilah dabbed the tissues to her eyes and examined Merril’s sitting room with fresh eyes. It was small, quaint, and composed almost entirely of wood and doilys, to an almost suspect degree.

“I know, I shouldn’t be intruding this late, but you’re the only friend I have left in this city.” weeped Lilah.

“Really? Jesus, that’s sad. What about Tara, or Riley, or-”

Lilah interupted. “I met them through Jenny, and I can’t just go and say ‘hey, the only reason that we know each other just fucked some pink haired tramp in my bed, can I sleep on your couch’.”

Merril snorted. She was shorter than Lilah, with auburn hair, a button nose, and a heart that positively soared with empathy.

“Well, don’t worry, kiddo. Soon enough, you’ll find some new trollop scank to break your heart and this whole process can begin anew.”

Admittedly, she was more empathetic when she wasn’t woken up at 1:00 in the morning.

“Um. Thanks, I think?”

“Don’t mention it. Literally. Don’t mention it, it’ll ruin my reputation.” Merril immediately cast around for a new topic with all the grace of a seasoned expert. “Anyway, how’s your sex life?”

Lilah suddenly burst in to a fresh batch of tears.

Merril was really bad at this.

END OF PART THREE.

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