Omegle, Lay Down Some Funky Fresh Beats

5 Jul

I’d like to dedicate today’s post to my blood blister, currently located under my finger nail, which makes trying to write OH SO FUCKING PLEASANT.

Sigh. This is gonna suck.

Anyway, Omegle’s Spy Mode allows one stranger to posit a question for two other strangers to answer, and I make fun of them! And… oh crap, I forgot to make that funny. Um. “Never tell gossip to a kleptomaniac, they always take things out of context.”

There we go! BOOM! Joke!


22 M,, just looking for a legitimate chat, leave your kik if you are interested (no teenagers)

If you’re looking for a legitimate chat, why the fuck are you on Omegle?

your take on hate crimes toward blacks

I… hate them? Seriously, is there anybody on the other side of this issue?

All religion is evil

Yowza. I am… not touching this one!

If someone asked to marry you, and you didn’t know the person, what would you say?

What do you mean, “if”?

It was a beautiful ceremony.

It was a beautiful ceremony.

Guy looking for horny girls: kik at connb4

You know, one of these days, I’m going to actually get whatever a “kik” is and spend in an entire post just roasting these morons. KIK, YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED.

le master trolololololo

That is not how that works, and you know it.

Help! Mr Rogers is after me!

Oh god! Go for the sweater, it’s the source of his powers!

what would you do if you had 30 mins alone in a room with a hot blonde

Make a delightful handbag! I hear blonds have the most… my lawyers have advised me not to finish this sentence.

I do not come here to Skype or Kik or otherwise ‘chat’ with you. I come here to revel in the dirt of humanity so that I can feel at home.

Sir, I like the cut of your gib.

Why is it so damn easy for gays to get rights?! My ancestors were slaves, and we didn’t get rights for hundreds of years! Why are the homos getting everything practically handed to them? I call BULL!!

Oh, you are just a ball of sunshine.

And by that, I mean you give people skin cancer.

One Response to “Omegle, Lay Down Some Funky Fresh Beats”

  1. Bob Bonsall July 12, 2013 at 1:33 pm #

    “Go for the sweater, it’s the source of his powers!” That, sir, is pure awesome.

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