Madhere: Part Twelve

21 Jul

(For the first story arch of Madhere, click here. For part Eleven, click here.)

Outside of Darren’s storage unit turned sex dungeon, the sun was shining, the birds were singing, and the security guard for the lot was very deliberately not noticing the bite marks on Darren’s neck.

He ran down the street, attracting glares from every reputable person he came across, before stopping in front of a particularly shiny store front to check how he looked. (We could, hypothetically, tell you what kind of store it was and what kind of people he passed while running, except for the fact that we don’t particularly care.)

Darren was back in his green sweater and mussed up hair, because after Todd discovered he was trying to steal all of his fancy suits, he destroyed all of Darren’s wardrobe except his sweaters and jeans. The smell of flaming neck ties filled the skies that day.

Darren skipped happily down the streets, his brain filling his libido with visions of unbridled passion and librarian roleplay. It was just about the only time that day when his brain and his libido agreed on anything.

He stopped, double checked the address, and sauntered up to the large brick house with the well kept garden. Darren reached the hot pink door, knocked three times, and hollered, “Lilah! Your knight in hoody armour is heeeere!”

The door flew open, and a short woman with auburn was there with fury in her eyes. “I will destroy you and feed you to the begonias.”

Darren took an involuntary step backwards as he felt his heart flutter and his eyes flashed before his eyes. It was filthy.

“I’m… here for Lilah? Lilah Quintus? Ple… please don’t hurt me.”

The woman immediately smiled. “Oh! Darren! You’re that charming young boy taking Lilah to the library! I’m Merril.” She extended her hand, adorned with bright pink polish that was somehow still very threatening.

Darren very, VERY tentatively shook her hand. “I’m… glad to meet you?”

Merril smiled. “Lilah’ll be right down!” She suddenly frowned. “And if you hurt that girl, I will break you in half and sew you ass to mouth.”

Darren tried to pull his hand away, but it was kept in place by her shiny pink claws. “I’ll do my best ma’am oh god please stop you’re awfully pointy.”

Lilah suddenly appeared behind Merril, in a yellow sundress, with a bright grin on her face. “Darren! Oh, thank bloody god you’re here. Merril is driving me up the wall.”

“Oh, I’m not THAT bad.” purred Merril. “Isn’t that right, Darren?!”

“Yes, ma’am!” squeaked Darren. “Please stop squeezi- ARGH!”

“Oh, silly-face, I’m not squeezing!” laughed Merril as she squeezed harder.

“Merril, can you let him go? I kind of need him.” Lilah sighed.

“Um. I don’t think I can, actually.”

ARGH!” squeaked Darren.

END OF PART TWELVE.

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