Freshly Riffed 46: They Just Have To Go, ‘Cause They Don’t Know Wack

27 Aug

Welcome back to Freshly Riffed, the only web series with words.

Literally the only one.

Hey, that’s my territory!

According to the tormented soul of Billy Joel I keep trapped in a snow globe at all times, Freshly Riffed is where I make fun of the titles of Freshly Pressed blog posts. Also… wait, is Billy Joel even dead? What the hell?

Each title will be linked to the original author, and remember; All mockery is for mockery’s sake only.

Ahem.

Confessions Of An Anthropological Geek

Every time I hear somebody refer to themselves as a “geek”, I die a little inside. I die of shame.

*quickly checking the “Newcomers” section to see if I referred to this site as geeky*

The Three Types Of English (According To Me)

There’s the normal English, the internet English, and then there’s the one we keep secret.

Shhhhh…. it uses a lot of swear words…

What Miley Taught Me About Parenting

Presumably she taught you to take the little bastard’s head off the second the Disney Corporation gets involved.

Google Designing It’s Own Self-Driving Car

The first person to make a Knight Rider reference gets made in to a smoothie.

Should Writers Read Outside Their Genre?

I certainly hope so, ’cause if not, I’m stuck reading dick jokes for the rest of my life.

Banding Hummingbirds For Science

So… am I the only one thinking of a hummingbird rock band?

N- no, not like that. You’re weird.

Mug Of War

What’s that? Is it what Kratos needs in the morning to wake up?

*BUH DUM TSH*

I Saw A Werewolf Drinking A Pina Colada

And the fucker didn’t even share.

The Body’s Narrative

Yeah, but my body’s narrative is poorly written and full of spelling mistakes.

Don’t Forget To Write

God, I would love to forget to write. It’d free up a lot of time for masturba-

Er. “Dancing”?

Yeah. Dancing.

2 Responses to “Freshly Riffed 46: They Just Have To Go, ‘Cause They Don’t Know Wack”

  1. rangewriter August 28, 2013 at 12:15 am #

    A very sick and funny place indeed! Who’d a thunk it?

    • averystrangeplace August 28, 2013 at 12:19 am #

      Me, hopefully! Otherwise I’ll have to sue myself for copyright!

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