Madhere: Part Twenty One

1 Sep

[For the first Madhere story arc, click here. For the second Madhere story arc, click here instead.]

“Ladies, gentlemen, Darren.” intoned Todd seriously. “Let’s rap.”

“Erm. Literally?” asked Nina. “‘Cause we are WAY too white for that.”

“Is there any thing in here that isn’t covered in grease?” sighed Lilah as she looked for a place to sit.

“Hey, you can sit on my lap, Lilah!” offered Darren.

“Yeah, I bet you’d like that, wouldn’t you.” muttered Nina darkly.

“Oi, back on topic!” snapped Todd. “Jesus, you’re like a bunch of toddlers! On cocaine!

The entire staff of Madhere was currently holed up in Todd’s apartment/office. It was cluttered (“cluttered, cluttered, cluttered, cluttered…”) as usual, with the added bonus that Todd hadn’t cleaned in a while, leaving dirty dishes and unwashed bow ties everywhere.

“So, what’s going on? Why’d you drag me out of my hospital bed for this?” Darren sighed.

“Well, I- wait, what are you talking about? They let you out of the hospital days ago.” Todd frowned.

“Oh god, don’t get him started, he keeps bringing that up every time we ask him to do something.” Lilah put her head in her hands. “The worst was when I asked him to lend me a book and he started screaming about the white light.”

“Heh. I should remember that.” Nina giggled. “I’ve run out of standard wheelchair quips years ago!”

“Are there really standards for that sort of thing?” Darren asked.

“Yeah, it’s a very comprehensive rule book.”

“Well, dammit.” Todd sighed. “Now I can’t remember why I brought you here.”

“Can we go now?” asked Darren.

“No. Fuck you.”

END OF PART TWENTY ONE.

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