Freshly Riffed 48: Despite My Better Efforts, It’s All For You

11 Sep

Welcome back to Freshly Riffed, the only web series dedicated to the complete and utter obliteration of the Duck Tales theme song.

TAKE THE SHOT.

According to the Ghost of Christmas Eroticism, Freshly Riffed is where I make fun of the titles of Freshly Pressed blog posts. Also, wait, we already did “A Christmas Carol”!

How about we all just forget this ever happened?

Each title will be linked to the original author, and remember; All mockery is for mockery’s sake only.

Ahem!

Beating A Seven Year Old At Croquet

Oh, please, beating seven year old’s isn’t that hard! They have really brittle bones.

Prometheus And Global Warming

Yeah, Prometheus, what the hell?! Giving us fire, then we fuck up are atmosphere!

Jackass.

Douuuuuuche.

Practising Theology Without A Net

Theology is like a lion; It can only be contained by a net, a trident, and an armada of highly trained circus clowns.

On The Shore

Shorely you can’t be serious!

Oh, shut up, you love me.

The “Bowie Bonds”

Ah, yes, the little known David Bowie BDSM sex tape! Fun Fact: “Black Tie White Noise” was actually the promotional album.

Tenant And Landlord

Please tell me this is the pilot to a wacky sit-com about David Tennant running an apartment building!

Tagline: “From Time Lord, To Land Lord!”

Feminism Isn’t Working And I Give Up

Gosh, you’re just so motivational! I think I might cry.

The Rainbow Warriors

That is just so badass.

My American Dad

The first person to reference the TV show gets ground in to a fine pink mist.

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