‘Blog’ Has Now Lost All Meaning

21 Sep

“Yo, Erik, how are things in the hood?”

[Yes, this is how we talk in Canada.]

“It’s going good, just finished a new post!”

“Oh, are you still writing that blog?”

“…”

“What’s wrong?”

“D- don’t say that word…”

“What word? Blog?”

“DON’T.”

“Blog. Blog, blog, blog, blog.”

“STOPPITSTOPPITSTOPPITSTOPPIT.”

Bloooooooooooooog! Bloggity blog blog! Blog, all up in the hood!”

“I will hurt you.”

Blog!”

“I am serious.”

BLOGBLOGBLOGBLOGBLOGBLOGBLOGBLOGBLOGBLOGBLOG.”

And that’s when I killed a man for the first time.

The end.

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