Freshly Riffed 53: What Am I Doing With My Life?

21 Oct

WelcoMe baCk to FReshly RiFFed, tHe onlY web series DedicatEd to RaNdOmLy inSERTing UpPeR caSE leTTERs InTo PlaCEs wHerE tHEy Don’T BeLong.

JuST liKe WITh mY PeNIS!

According to the toaster that’s become self aware and is trying to seduce me, Freshly Riffed is where I make fun of the titles of Freshly Pressed blog posts. Also, I apparently have beautiful eyes. Why, I’m blushing!

Each title will be linked to the original author, and remember; All mockery is for mockery’s sake only.

Ahem!

How “Chicago Poems” Changed My Life

“They came to me in the night, with a song in their heart and a switch-blade between their teeth.”

At The Pub In My Head

I’m still barred from the pub in my head on principle.

I still haven’t paid the psychic tab.

A Very Chinese Home Remodel

What?! I already called dibs on the words “A Very”! I’LL KILL YOU!

Urban Wormholes

Hey, it’s easy to find all kind of holes in the city, hey oh!

“Wibbly-Wobbly Sexy-Wexy”: Queer Comic Anthologies

Annnnd now I’m imagining a sexy David Tennant, and I’ll never maintain an erection ever again, and you’re going to hell for that.

Gypsies, Tramps, And Thieves

We’d hear it from the people of the town!

What? I like the classics.

I Didn’t Expect That…

“God turning out to be a skink, nope, I didn’t expect it.”

A Good Place To Take Girls

Oooh, maybe… a very strange place?!

No?

Dammit.

This, Right Here, Is The Problem

“See this giant metal pipe sticking out of my kidneys? This is the problem.”

3 Responses to “Freshly Riffed 53: What Am I Doing With My Life?”

  1. Alice Keys October 22, 2013 at 7:43 am #

    Thanks for the link to my freshly pressed post. I thought the same when this title popped into my head. (The link to the song.) All the best.keep ’em laughing.

    • averystrangeplace October 22, 2013 at 7:55 am #

      It’s such an obvious reference, I kind of feel guilty for making it!

      • Alice Keys October 23, 2013 at 1:27 pm #

        Not at all. I enjoyed a chuckle. You’re a funny guy. 😉

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