Excuses, Excuses

31 Oct

REASONS I’D TAKE THE DAY OFF:

1: I’ve been replaced by a robot.

2: Either I’m stopping a serial killer, or becoming one.

3: New video game.

4: New erotica.

6: Some bizarre combination of those two things.

7: I’m a dick, and fuelled by pettiness.

8: I physically can’t stand up, without the help of trained hummingbirds.

9: Everything’s on fire.

10: IT IS MOTHERFUCKING HALLOWEEN.

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