Omegle, Lord Of The Flies

7 Nov

Omegle. The ultimate killer. Capable of reaching speeds of over 200 miles per hour, Omegle can strike it’s prey in the base of it’s spine, immobilizing it for life. After that, Omegle can secrete a deadly acid that reduces the victim to bones in minutes. And then-

No, wait. I’m confusing Omegle (the site that lets me answer questions from random strangers and make fun of them) with that porno I saw once.

Ahem!

Would any girl like to sext?

(Spoiler warning: The answer is no.)

What do you think of school?

Loath it with the venerable intensity of a million red hot suns, why do you ask?

Batman is best superhero, deal wit it

No.

I AM.

DEAL WITH IT.

DEAL WITH IT.

you’re is the abreviation of you are~~~~~~~~ you guys shoulda known

It… it is?

OH GOD. I… I didn’t know.

tAre you horny

Tno, tsomehow, tI tdoubt tit!

i tried smoking cocaine, it was fine

Quick, see what else you can smoke! First, try this tire iron! Now, this kitten!

What’s the “i before e” rule?

Kill or be killed.

KILL ONE NOW AS A SHOW TO THE OTHERS.

What do u think guys if they wear pantyhose

I think I need to give them my sister’s phone number.

what’s up lads

Wait, I’m a lad now? Why do I suddenly feel inexorably British? Is this a disease?

How do you want to die?

Stepped on by the Incredible Hulk while in a threesome with two identical twins.

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