Getting Antsy

9 May

OH GOD THEY’RE EVERYWHERE.

[Editor’s Note: Hey, Erik. … What the hell are you wearing?]

Cayenne pepper. It keeps the ants from crawling in my head and KNOWING MY THOUGHTS.

[Editor’s Note: … Do I even want to know?]

Oh, we just have an ant problem now. Don’t worry, I called the exterminators.

[Editor’s Note: Oh! Well, do you wanna take that pepper off-]

DO NOT TOUCH THE HOLY RELICS IN THE WAR OF THE ANTS! I FEAR NO DEATH, FOR MY PAPER TOWEL AND VACUUM CLEANER, THEY COMFORT ME!

[Editor’s Note: … Hey, look over there, a completely unsuspicious and totally legitimate reason for leaving.]

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2 Responses to “Getting Antsy”

  1. Saansilt May 11, 2014 at 12:12 am #

    Yeah, your playing a bit too much EDF mate.
    I’m waiting for 2025 to arrive on PS4.

    • Tim Hurley May 14, 2014 at 10:20 am #

      Five minutes of EDF is ‘too much’. Hahaha. I kid, I kid. To each their own. Make a gun that shoots cayenne pepper, though? Now -that’s- an idea. And quite flavorful… in small doses.

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