Omegle’s Out For The Summer

18 Jun

YAY I’M DONE WITH SCHOOL FOR THE YEAR! Time to celebrate by surrounding myself with the worst of humanity, thanks to Omegle!

Wait what.

Ahem!

I think I love youuu

ISN’T THAT WHAT LIFE IS MADE OF THOUGH IT WORRIES ME TO SAY THAT I NEVER FELT THIS WAY.

Nobody remembers the classics.

how do I get my girl to try anal? I’ve been with her for four years.

Dude, it’s not like it’s a fucking time thing. People don’t have some little pre-set relationship timer, and when it goes off, they don’t just go “oh hey look at the time it’s fuck me in the ass time”.

Male seventeen with big dick

Now, how big are we talkin’ here? Are we measuring in inches? Metres? Does it snake around your leg like a malicious python? If you were to thrust too vigorously, would the girl split open like an overcooked hot dog? Do you have fucking non-euclidean cock?!

One ring to rule them all…

Yeah, marriage is a bitch.

are you watching the world cup?

What’s the “world cup”? Is it crotch protection for the entire world?! Because that would actually be kinda metal.

God breath into Adam his spirit and Adam had no mother nor a father and Adam was not a God but a Messenger of God this my negate the doctrine of trinity dicuss

Wait, wait, I’ve seen this before. The punchline is “the aristocrats”, right?

Ah, the internet. You know me so well.

you should be ashamed of yourself

Hell no, that “aristocrats” joke was great.

The Bible has as much scientific credibility as the Lord of The Rings

If this results in crucifying Elijah Woods, I am behind it one hundred percent.

Describe the relationship between Sherlock and John

Dangerously erotic.

BOW CHIKA BOW WOW.

THIS JOKE WILL NEVER BE MORE APPROPRIATE.

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