Hey, did you know tomorrow was Canada Day?
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Lemme rephrase that, did you know Canada Day was a THING?
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You guys suck.
Anyway, using my “Get Out Of Post Free Card” for tonight, see you tomorrow! Yes, see you. Through the computer. I’m a wizard.
What? THERE ARE OTHER CANADIANS ON THE INTERNET? I THOUGHT THEY WERE JUSG A MYTH.
*woosh*
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I had to.
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