SHOCKING REVELATIONS

8 Sep

OKAY OKAY OKAY. So, guys, do you remember my review of 100 Ghost Street: The Return Of Richard Speck? 

(Just nod and pretend that you do.)

Well, see, it turns out that it was an Asylum film! Which, actually, yeah, I don’t know why I’m surprised. Buuuuut did you know that it was also the fourth Paranormal Entity movie? The Paranormal Entity movies are Asylum’s own little mockbusters to compete with the Paranormal Activity movies, and are at the very least less boring than their mainstream counterparts!

And what was the third? Why, Anneliese: The Exorcist Tapesof fucking course! It makes sense, those are pretty much the only two Asylum found footage movies that I can actually stand?

Annnnnd as for Asylum found footage movies that I can’t stand, we just have to look at 8213: Gacy House! Which… why, look at that! Gacy House just so happens to be the second Paranormal Entity movie! 

So, in case you’re keeping track, I have somehow managed to weave a vast web of reviews through the entire Paranormal Entity series, all except for the first one! It’s like the damn film has been following me for my entire reviewing career!

Bring it.

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2 Responses to “SHOCKING REVELATIONS”

  1. Saansilt September 9, 2014 at 12:19 am #

    http://www.kfc.co.jp/sp/campaign/colonelsday_thanks3/index.html

    Toughts?

    • averystrangeplace September 9, 2014 at 7:55 am #

      GODDAMMIT, Japan! All I can say is, it’s not going to be perfect until they invent a computer that looks like a Double-Down. Either that, or a router that’s actually a bucket of potato salad. And maybe a mousepad that smells like pure shame. You know, standard KFC menu items.

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