Making Friends?

8 Oct

“Hiya, Avery! Whatcha doing?”

“Um. Drawing.”

“That’s cool, that’s cool.”

“Do- do I know you?”

“Sure! We’ve been friends for years!”

“Um. Okay. If you say so.”

“So, aren’t feminists the worst?”

Wait what.”

“I was reading this article about how this whole gang of feminists were cackling wildly and throwing smoke bombs at this men’s rights meeting!”

“Who are you. Why are you saying this to me.”

“I mean, god, I just hate extremist feminists!”

“Have… have you ever actually met a feminist?”

“Well, not really, but I’ve been reading a lot of blogs that say they suck!”

“… Am I getting punked. How are you a real person. I am asking.”

“Anyway, do you think I should go bang a fourteen year old?”

“I will pay you to stop talking to me.”

One Response to “Making Friends?”

  1. Alexander Dunwall October 8, 2014 at 11:55 pm #

    Feminism, pssh.
    What about Meninism. …
    Okay now I see why that word doesn’t exist.

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