The Elephant In The Room

24 Oct

People, you know me.

I don’t shy away from controversial topics. I will look an uncomfortable truth in the eye and consider it in all it’s imperfection.

And I think it’s time that this brave new world admits one of the greatest indignities this world has ever known.

Namely, the fact that they sing “I’ve Got No Strings To Hold Me Down” in the Age Of Ultron trailer is fucking ridiculous.

Oh, no no, Ultron, GO AHEAD! QUOTE ANY OTHER FUCKING DISNEY MOVIES WHILE YOU’RE AT IT! What, is it going to end with him snapping Iron Man’s spine while humming “A Girl Worth Fighting For”?! Not like that’d make it any worse! Or maybe he should have told the Avengers to “Let It Go, Let It Go”! And at the end, Thor throws him into the fucking sun while telling him to wish upon a star!

Who thought that was a good idea?!

One Response to “The Elephant In The Room”

  1. Alexander Dunwall October 25, 2014 at 3:43 am #

    Before realizing where it’s from: That’s kind of badass.
    After realizing where it’s from: BOO

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