The Holy Grail Of Bad Movies

12 Dec

Ahem. Lowest rated movie on IMDB ever.

A film that has a solid zero on Rotten Tomatoes, which puts it lower than The Human Centipede, The Human Centipede 2, Trash Humpers, and Ken Park. Possibly combined, but I haven’t actually tabulated that yet, you don’t fucking pay me enough.

It was even so bad, that the star himself went to his Facebook page and implored that all the fans should go to the Rotten Tomatoes fan section to give it a positive review… which worked for about five seconds, until everyone realized what the hell was going on, and brought everything back to normal.

Ladies and gentlemen, the movie that will kill Christmas and nail the corpse to the fucking wall?

Kirk Cameron’s Saving Christmas.

… MY GOD. IT’S FULL OF STARS.

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