WHICH ONE IS THE REAL ONE

17 Dec

Damn, it’s been a while since I’ve Googled myself.

[Editor’s Note: Geez, right here in public and everything? At least let me look away before you unzip.]

Oh, fucking original, I’ve never heard that joke before. Anyway, lemme type in-

“AVeryStrange’s DeviantArt.”

Um, the balls? What the hell is that?

[Editor’s Note: Huh. Do you have a Deviant Art account?]

Yeah, but I never use it, and besides, it’s missing the “Place”.

“Twilight Sparkle was used to catching a moment’s peace whenever she could. When she had first arrived at Ponyville, she had seen no reason why she couldn’t adapt her rigorous schedule to her new lifestyle – replace classes with personal studying, leave more time for luncheons and visits with friends, etcetera.”

Oh, sweet buttery fuck, it’s nothing but My Little Pony fan fiction, isn’t it.

[Editor’s Note: How many pages?]

About thirty, as far as I can tell. Annnnnnd she has her own personal pony design.

[Editor’s Note: … OH MY GOD. IT’S A VERY STRANGE PONY. Does that mean that’s your pony?!]

NO! NO IT DOESN’T! I AM NOT A FUCKING PONY!

[Editor’s Note: You are! You totally are a fucking pony! Hah hah, that’s hilarious!]

I CAN TASTE HATE. I SHOULDN’T BE ABLE TO TASTE HATE.

[Editor’s Note: Oh, come on, whinny! Whinny, little strange pony!]

No, you know what, motherfucker?! THIS is what I would look like as a fucking pony!

WHYWHYWHYWHY

[Editor’s Note: … Soooo, how long did you spend on that?]

Um. An hour. Or three.

[Editor’s Note: Yeah, don’t quit your day job.]

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