On The Twelfth Day Of Whatever The Hell Is Happening

24 Dec

ON THE FIRST DAY OF TODAY I GUESS, MY TRUE LOVE GAVE TO ME, A PARTRIDGE IN A PEAR TREE.

ON THE SECOND ONE, MY TRUE LOVE GAVE TO ME A BURGLAR’S KIT.

THE THIRD ONE, THE ADDRESS TO THE NATIONAL CANADIAN MUSEUM.

FOURTH DAY, NOTHING HAPPENED THAT CAN BE TRACED BACK TO ME.

FIVE GOLDEN RINGS!

AND OF COURSE, SIXTH DAY, THE POLICE WERE ALL “PLEASE SIR WE HAVE SOME QUESTIONS”.

THE SEVENTH DAY NEVER HAPPENED.

YOU CAN PROBABLY GUESS WHAT HAPPENED ON THE EIGHTH DAY.

ON THE NINTH DAY OF CHRISTMAS, I HAD TO HACK UP MY TRUE LOVE TO KEEP HER FROM CALLING THE COPS.

TENTH DAY, I MAILED THE PARTS TO EVERY CITY IN THE WORLD.

THE ELEVENTH DAY JUST KEPT REPEATING.

THE ELEVENTH DAY JUST KEPT REPEATING.

THE ELEVENTH DAY JUST KEPT REPEATING.

AND ON THE TWELFTH DAY OF CHRISTMAS, MY NEW TRUE LOVE GAVE TO ME RICK JAMES, BITCH.

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One Response to “On The Twelfth Day Of Whatever The Hell Is Happening”

  1. Alexander Dunwall December 25, 2014 at 3:24 am #

    Merry Christmas.

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