My Calculations Have… Erred

21 Jan

[Editor’s Note: Um. Avery?]

Yes, predictable opening to a post?

[Editor’s Note: Do… do you remember “Rape Zombies”?]

Hmm. Lemme check with the suicide note I carved into the neatest stationary pet.

Mr. Snuffles says yes.

[Editor’s Note: Do you remember how there are two sequels to it?]

… Yeah?

[Editor’s Note: Well, there aren’t.]

Oh, THANK GOD! Finally, it turns out that there’s a loving deity after all! Fuck you, Nietzsche!

[Editor’s Note: There are actually four sequels to it.]

Annnnnnd out comes the cleansing fire.


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