I Knew You Were Omegle When You Walked In

31 Jan

[Editor’s Note: Hey, paisanos! Whatcha writing?]

Oh, just… I’m just writing another jokey piece about Omegle.

[Editor’s Note: Always a crowd pleaser. I- wait, why is your email open?]

There was- well, there was a guy wanting to… you know, wanting to keep in contact.

[Editor’s Note: … Oh lord, yet another one has fallen in love with you, haven’t they.]

I DON’T KNOW WHAT I’M DOING WRONG.

[Editor’s Note: How many has it been at this point? Ten? Twelve?]

I LOST COUNT A WHILE AGO YOU ASSHAT.

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