Daily Riffed: How Do You Start One Of These Things?

15 Mar

… Oh, yes. After that week of hell- fuck it, we need something old and classic! And considering the fact that I’ve had about ten different people come out of the woodwork to like the old Daily Riffed posts, it seems as good an idea as any!

(Well, not as any. It’s definitely a better idea than snorting a lot of coke and skullfucking a penguin, for instance.)

But what is Daily Riffed? Well, WordPress, the people who think they run the joint, like to offer up prompts to writers who are having trouble getting ideas of what to write- get the creative juices flowing, as such. And then I make fun of them, because I feed on spite.

Ahem!

Do you have a tattoo? If so, what’s the story behind your ink? If you don’t have a tattoo, what might you consider getting emblazoned on you skin?

… Emblazoned on you skin? Go home, WordPress, you’re drunk.

Do you like being scared by books, films, and surprises? Describe the sensation of being scared, and why you love it — or don’t.

*looks at massive stack of horror movies I’ve reviewed*

Well, I’m scared of having to watch any more Rape Zombie movies, does that count?

Write the blurb for the book jacket of the book you’d write, if only you had the time and inclination.

“When opened, a swarm of angry bees fills the orifices of everyone within earshot. But it has a nice font.”

Let’s imagine it’s Halloween, and you just ran out of candy. If the neighborhood kids (or anyone else, really) were to truly scare you, what trick would they have to subject you to?

Hah! You assume I live in a neighborhood. All the cool kids nowadays live in a dimension carved out of the blood of angels where all scream for naught and fire spreads through the souls of all slow enough to get caught by the Yardresnaolsa. The rent is surprisingly reasonable, though.

What’s the one item in your kitchen you can’t possibly cook without? A spice, your grandma’s measuring cup, instant ramen — what’s your magic ingredient, and why?

Wait, I have a KITCHEN?!

MY GOD.

MY LIFE IS A LIE.

Which quirky habit annoys you the most, and what quirky habit do you love — in yourself, or others.

I actually hate this too much to properly joke about it. Moving on.

You are receiving an award –- either one that already exists, or a new one created just for you. What would the award be, why are you being honored, and what would you say in your acceptance speech?

Ahem.

I’m not the first girl who had to fuck her way to the top-

wait.

no.

that’s not right.

I definitely am the first girl who had to fuck her way to the top.

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