The Omegle Is On Fire, Let The Motherfucker Burn

10 Apr

Gaaaaasp, swearing in a title. How gauche. I’m sure all of the schoolgirls in the audience are blushing furiously. Anyway, Omegle, and the mocking thereupon.

Ahem!

recite the lyrics to through the fire and the flames for me.

[furious clicking and clacking of Guitar Hero controllers]

I started talking to this guy a few months ago, and we finally met at a debate tournament, and we were hanging out, and people kept telling me he’s an ass,but he’sreally sweet to me, why?

Because he’s obviously de-baiting you.

… Oh, wow, that pun counts as a war crime in at least ten countries.

Hey guys! Would you mind checking out a music video my band did last week? All you have to do is paste “Sacred Sound – From Sheep to Serpents” into the search bar! Thanks! 😀

Hmm. Sacred Sound… that sounds familiar- wait! You’re the people who did this exact same thing for their band the LAST time they had a song! You… you… sapthrusting, comaspitting, twerkthumping DORKS!

Would you press a button that would automatically kill 100 random people worldwide including a random relative of yours for 1,000,000,000 dollars? Be honest.

Depends. What are the odds that it would kill Sacred Sound for me?

did you know any oil at all with potatoes stops the body from absorbing the nutrition?

And science continues to lay kneecapped in the corner.

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