You can’t just jump back into posting, you understand. You have to ease into it. Like a jacuzzi. Or the Mafia. So, Omegle, gimme your best shot!
Ahem!
Whats hotter? Ripped abs or Flat abs?
Is pureed an option?
I have a man-purse. I was walking home and a woman attacked me, yelling to give her ‘her’ purse back while another woman filmed. It’s been posted and went viral in my area. What do I do?
Become the hero Gotham deserves. Become Bat-Purse.
To fall in love with strangers?
Strangers on Omegle… exchanging glances…
what do you think about sexual exploration?
I think it’s a good lead-up to a Star Trek joke.
Lucifer, we are here for your grace, evil one.
“Oh, for fuck’s sake- this guy again? Just- just tell him I’m not here.”
Freestyle it up
N- no, that’s… that’s not going to be happening.
She’s such a beautiful gril i want to make burgers on her.
Is that charcoal in your pants, or are you- OH GOD GET THAT CHARCOAL OUT OF YOUR PANTS.
fuck marry kill: Blind person, Deaf Person, or Person with no hands
All of the above.
A VERY STRANGE PLACE 
Leave a comment