Newcomers, Click Here!

Welcome, newcomers, to the A Very Strange Starter’s Guide, Version 2.O! And this is where things get interesting!

A Very Strange Place is a website, as you can probably tell by now, in which words happen! Horror movie reviews are our bread and butter, but video game review, Omegle analyses, and really, anything that holds still long enough for me to mock is fair game.

This is a very much an “adults only” kind of site. (Despite the fact that I am so not an adult.)  Now, I’m not saying there’s nudity (As of January 13, this is no longer true.) or racial slurs or anything like that, there’s just a lot of filthy jokes. Just warning you. 

Also, I post once a day. (I know that doesn’t have anything to do with the previous sentence. It just sounds like the kind of thing one should put in an “About” page.)

I’ve collected a selection of vaguely relevant posts for you to start with. Feel free to assume this is the cream of the crop, unless you hate this, then you should assume this is the bottom of the barrel.

Gwen Cooper, Shut The Hell Up: A surprisingly popular post! I guess everybody hates Gwen Cooper as much as I do.

Sugar And Spy-ce And Everything Nice: Whenever I run out of ideas, I just wheel over to Omegle’s Spy Mode and mock everything in site. Work ethic? What’s that?

Hot Gay Sex: The Movie: What’s that? You wanted some homoeroticism? We’ve got you covered.

“This Movie Is Actually Physically Painful To Watch.”: Statistically, if you’re reading this, you like boobs, bad movies, cockmonsters, clown boinking, and copious amounts of absinthe. In which case, this is the review for you!

#That’sAStupidFuckingTitle: The Asylum’s first ever theatrical release, reviewed and mocked to oblivion. Oh, and it’s my 500th post! So. You know. It’s got that going for it.

Madhere: Currently dead web series! Don’t worry, I plan on finishing it later… *coughcough*

(Freshly) Press Yourself: My own version of an Eminem rap! … Don’t you judge me.

It’s Like Normal Seduction, But With More Goat Hooves: So far, the only horror movie bad enough to make me cry. So… yay?

Pretension Is Reaching Critical Levels: Lorde, “Team”, Review: Okay, slightly more relevant music review.

Hot Gay Sex 2, Electric Boogaloo: 1313 Frankenqueen Review, Part One: Wait, there’s a sequel?! IT GOES ON?!

5 Responses to “Newcomers, Click Here!”

  1. fringewalk June 4, 2012 at 2:34 am #

    SO, are you genuinely 14, or am i naive? 😉 You don’t seem 14! You’re funny! x

  2. XioXio June 27, 2012 at 10:25 pm #

    Are you genuinly funny, or am i just gullible?

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