VIDEO REVIEWS!

A Very Strange Place is very, very pleased to bring you these video reviews! After two and plus years of written reviews, we’ve recently begun bringing them to video! Sit back and thrill as Avery Strange, the world’s first reviewing android, is forced to endure terrible movie after terrible movie. And a lot of porn!

THE HUMAN CENTIPEDE

Oh, yeah, THIS was a good choice for the first review.

BIKINI TIME MACHINE

“Porn? Where we’re going, we don’t need porn…”

PARANORMAL ACTIVITY: THE MARKED ONES

“Paranormal Activity: Of COURSE We Don’t Respect Your Intelligence!”

1313: GIANT KILLER BEES

I used to want you dead, but now I only want you gone…

I KISSED A VAMPIRE

“Shut up, shut up, shut up, shut up, shut up-”

AUGUST UNDERGROUND

“What is that, that freaky thing?! Oh, yeah, it’s a dreadfully dull found footage film.”

THE HUMAN SEXIPEDE

“I love to party. *phweeeeeeee*.”

OMANDS AND DRAGONS

“That’s like you tried to bake a pie, and instead you caught Syphilis.”

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