How To Tell You’ve Spent Too Long Online

You know you’ve spent too long online when…

You watch a movie specifically so you can read it’s Tv Tropes page afterwards.

If you see a couple making out, you tell them to take it to Slipshine.

You unfriend people in real life.

Somehow, you manage to misspell spoken words.

You start crying because you can’t read A Very Strange Place,

(… Right? Right?)

(…)

(Damn. Worth a shot.)